JCUC.

The world chose to have too much problems, I prefer to have none.

s-l-u-t-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Patrick is so inspirational

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s-l-u-t-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Patrick is so inspirational

Source: http://scienceblogs.com/principles/
Thank you!

Source: http://scienceblogs.com/principles/

Thank you!

The 3 most common lies on the internet

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1. I have read and agree to the terms of service

2. Status: Offline

3. Yes, I am over 18.

(Source: lmaogtfo)

Wow very pretty!

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Wow very pretty!

(Source: inventoradeamores)

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Wow, I love this.

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Wow, I love this.

(Source: francodave)

rainbowwithtears:

Dear mistakes, thanks for teaching me how to be stronger than before each day. Love, me.

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rainbowwithtears:

Dear mistakes, thanks for teaching me how to be stronger than before each day. Love, me.

That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross:

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dingdongbellee:

I’m usually like

(Source: campbellsoup)

That’s very true. Maybe for some, they make world decisions in there.

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That’s very true. Maybe for some, they make world decisions in there.

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

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  • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
  • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
  • Doctor: Denise.
  • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
  • Doctor: Denephew.